1. My fortune cookie had SIX fortunes in it tonight. Evidently, much happiness and pleasure is coming my way. Either that or the machine that inserts them is broken.
2. The Tyrant not only knows how to find the tampons I've hidden but will bring them to me saying, "Mommy's?" I'd hate to guess that they're Daddy's.
3. A warm bath and the smell of clean clothes can induce vomiting.
4. A two year old can eat a lot more than you think he can but will only want to eat what is on your plate. Even if it's the exact same thing that's on his plate.
5. Banana bread with chocolate chips can be eaten for breakfast (the bananas make it healthy enough to pass), snack (it's a loaf so therefore snack-able) and dessert with lunch (the chocolate chips make it qualify as dessert). Since I made it from scratch and know what I put in it, I decreed that most of the calories are "good" calories so any weight gained is obviously water retention or a faulty scale or something equally bullshit.
6. The child that you thought was sleeping soundly will wake up screaming right before you walk out of the house to go somewhere.
When you're walking turn that into a trot! :) Bless your heart. Miss you and love you!
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